If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
My penis needs a shock collar
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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