no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
