I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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