i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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