Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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