Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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