sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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