She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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