your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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