I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
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