if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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