We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
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