You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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