you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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