Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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