So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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