I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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