I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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