watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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