You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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