Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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