I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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