We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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