you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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