If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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