He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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