he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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