Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
My pussy is not your playground.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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