Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Randomize
