Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Hippo gnu deer
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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