belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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