Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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