I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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