where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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