She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize