i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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