omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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