Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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