just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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