I think I just saw someone hide a body.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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