New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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