This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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