whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Randomize