I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Be still, my beating vagina.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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