I think i peed on brittanys purse
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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