Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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