This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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