Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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