Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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