Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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