found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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