Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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