weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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