you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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