yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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